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She doesn't call you the next day.

Creator: Cubbybear

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Charles - September 19, 2008, 9:05 pm,
Cubby, your sister is cute. :)
TigerKid - September 19, 2008, 9:37 pm,
She doesn't call the next day because if you satisfied her she's still asleep.
aPauling - September 26, 2008, 9:43 am,
A truly satisfied woman doesn't call because you have nothing left. No money... credit... self-esteem... friends...
Nobody - October 16, 2008, 5:24 pm,
Sorry to hear about your poor sex life.
Bob - December 30, 2008, 3:37 pm,
A satisfied woman calls the next day looking for more.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 3:54 pm,
I don't mean to brag, but I've satisfied women so much that not only did they not call the next day, some have hurriedly moved and other have applied for a restraining order. Now THAT'S satisfaction.
Vanner - December 30, 2008, 4:20 pm,
The words 'Satisfied' and 'Woman' do not go together in the same sentence. They do not exist...
pro - December 30, 2008, 6:44 pm,
That's not what your wife said when she called back for more today, Vanner.
Grammar Nazi - April 20, 2009, 10:49 pm,
"that's what she said." heeheh. i know its random.
thatonechick - April 25, 2009, 12:12 pm,
A woman will never be truly satisfied because no man has a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
Sean - April 25, 2009, 12:19 pm,
What about a penis made of money that shoots chocolate? ... I mean, it's still in the developmental stage, but R&D expects the have something operational by mid July.
thatonechick - April 25, 2009, 12:40 pm,
That would be acceptable, and most likely satisfactory... Sounds good to me at least. Mid-July, you say?
BoneCD - April 25, 2009, 4:05 pm,
How about peppermint swirl and shoots money?
thatonechick - April 26, 2009, 12:37 am,
Not a big fan of peppermint. Wintergreen? Maybe strawberry... Chocolate covered strawberry! That's what we need. Make that one.
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