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Because we were too busy beating Mussolini ass.

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Amaterasu - October 10, 2008, 6:52 pm,
Brazilians were there too =D. And you guys were beating Hirohito's ass too.
AMAZING!! - November 14, 2008, 8:59 am,
This guy considers defeating the ITALIANS, ferchrissake, to be a military feat worth of a comeback! Epic Self-Pwnt. Now GTFO
LogicDude - November 14, 2008, 10:32 am,
Actually the Italians switched sides when they realized they couldn't win with the Germans. Kind of like picking the winner of a football game in the 4th quarter.
THeDRiZZLe - November 19, 2008, 6:10 pm,
Actually, most of the fighting in Italy was against the Germans you idiots! a book! watching people on this site try to argue history is like watching retards try to have sex!
LogicDude - November 19, 2008, 6:54 pm,
Pizzle: The Italians switched after the landings at Anzio & Salerno in 1943 while the Brits moved up the boot; pretty much ALL the fighting done was against the Germans - Italian units were used mostly in the African campaigns (and were KIA or capture
LogicDude - November 19, 2008, 6:56 pm,
*captured). Hitler did get his boy Mussolini out - he was "arrested" by the "new" Italian Gov't. See? I don't argue WWII...I teach it.
english--and proud - November 19, 2008, 7:53 pm,
If you teach it .then you should know he was captured and executed by communist Italian partisans near lake como.then taken to Milan and hung outside a petrol ( gas ) station ..Nothing what so ever to do with any government ..get your facts right ..teach.
LogicDude - November 19, 2008, 9:07 pm,
You're missing the part where he was "captured" and then rescued by German Commandos led by Otto Skorzeny...Student!!!
english--and proud - November 19, 2008, 9:16 pm,
err.. sorry sport,but the rescue was in 1943..he was executed in ..get your facts right ..teach
english--and proud - November 19, 2008, 9:26 pm,
Why is it that Americans always want to change history to their way of thinking ..???
GoForthAndDie - November 19, 2008, 9:31 pm,
It's the winner's prerogative to rewrite history as it sees fit.
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 5:55 am,
Since when did the Americans win the was.?? i thought it was all of the allies.. but hey i suppose i must be wrong ..the yanks saved the world ..again ..hurrah hurrah !!
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 5:56 am,
oops *the war* in case of the spelling police ..
RnR - November 20, 2008, 7:05 am,
Actually the world was saved -almost singlehanded- by John Wayne, Tom Hanks & Bruce Willis
Mussolini - November 20, 2008, 7:18 am,
Hey! Don't be a fugatz! I was never capture by anybody! Mussolini had many doubles, and I escape to Brooklyn, where I sell meats for many years. Mine is fine establishment, very legitimate! And you all suck my salami.
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 7:21 am,
Ahh Benito.. my hero.. you live ..all is well with the world
LogicDude - November 20, 2008, 7:29 am,
The world went to hell in a handbasket while I pick up on your lesson english - I had stated that the Italians "switched" after the invasion in '43...then you FF to '45! Get your timeline right!
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 8:14 am,
Yes logic ..but you also stated that he was arrested by the "new" Italian government.. sorry to have to give you another history lesson . but see my previous post ..on communist Italian partisans.. and that was in 1945..
LogicDude - November 20, 2008, 8:25 am,
He was arrested by the "new" government (after the switch from the the Axis to the Allies), imprisoned at a mountaintop villa, rescued by Skorzeny in '43, then arrested in '45 while trying to escape to Switzerland by said partisans.
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 8:27 am,
I will consult the oracle on this and return forth with ..
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 8:32 am,
Ahh well ..i stand corrected.. the oracle has upheld your facts..oh shit i have to agree with you ..AGAIN..this will never do..
LogicDude - November 20, 2008, 11:51 am,
I never REALLY disagreed with fact, I upheld your comment regarding the Germans being the fighters in Italy...tough bastards too: the Allies took 18,000+ casualties in the first few weeks at Salerno.
english--and proud - November 20, 2008, 12:06 pm,
Yup you only have to look at monti casino.. fucking hard bastards ..!!
oh shuddup - January 5, 2009, 8:57 am,
because mussolini was a real tuf cookie... he couldnt even keep his pants up, and you think he was hard? fuck italians dont even fight for shit...just look good in gucci and drinking an expresso...
jaja - February 13, 2009, 9:44 am,
i hate the american ego, cant wait for china to anal rape all of you blasphemous pieces of shit
HtD - February 13, 2009, 10:23 am,
The I hate America behind a computer desk is getting old. Try something new please.
Elder God Douchebag - February 13, 2009, 10:25 am,
You know what's funny? I just bet all these kids saying this shit are American, and just want to be cool to their little e-buddies.
Toussaint - February 13, 2009, 11:03 am,
The US allowed the Reds to take Berlin, it was politics. Besides, it cost the Reds over 360,000 casualties thanks to Zhukov's willingness to accept losses to win.
LogicDude - February 13, 2009, 2:03 pm,
Hate to break the news to Timmy, but America will be the last place to get anal-raped by China...guess he'd better start lubing up his 3rd world country now. I hear the UN has some 55-gallon drums of donated lube they can use...
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