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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 12:53 am,
We are the Nerd. Lower your shields and surrender your snide comments. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
Sean - August 26, 2008, 1:08 am,
Never. And you can go ahead and service your own damn self. A-hole. Warmest regards, Sean.
Captain Douchebag - August 26, 2008, 1:18 am,
Eh..Do I HAVE to be assimilated? I kinda already have a commitment..
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 2:24 am,
Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created. But, now they are all Nerd.
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:35 am,
so what if im a nerd! my daughter is proof im not a virgin ;) and WOOT MWLF!!!
RnR - August 26, 2008, 5:04 am,
you do know that only women are sure of the parentage of their offspring, dont you?
datnigga - August 26, 2008, 5:08 am,
oh snap!!! my comment lives on! superman that ho! XD
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 9:17 am,
Strength is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We wish to improve ourselves. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Captain Douchebag - August 26, 2008, 12:15 pm,
Alright, then, Nerd race..Just for the hell of it, I challenge you lot to dodgeball. I understand that's the bane of your existence.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 9:33 pm,
It's true, the entire Nerd collective are particularly bad at sports, talking to girls, showing patience, and bathing regularly. So, yes, Dodegeball is our kryptonite.
RnR - August 27, 2008, 4:11 am,
However, nerds have the smarts (nad the money) to convince some jock to act as a proxy in these cases
RnR - August 27, 2008, 4:11 am,
*AND the money (dammit)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 27, 2008, 1:00 pm,
You know, if we lived in the Star Trek universe, money would be a thing of the past, as well as ancient sports like dodgeball, and nerds would be respected and well liked.
Captain Douchebag - August 27, 2008, 1:12 pm,
If it were more like the Star Trek universe, I'd be off in space somewhere teaching alien women how to love...Aw, dammit. Fine, I'll be assimilated..
BladeMasterV - September 2, 2008, 6:26 pm,
Accually im a nerd proud to be 1 and i am accually ing good shape lol new generation!
God - September 19, 2008, 1:02 pm,
Hey shtoink, your daughter is proof I'm not a virgin too, score!
Sean - September 19, 2008, 2:30 pm,
Sean - September 19, 2008, 3:24 pm,
Uhm, the "too" would be correct if God is a woman ... and shtoink is deaf, dumb, blind ....
God - September 19, 2008, 3:38 pm,
It means I fucked her.
Sean - September 19, 2008, 3:42 pm,
Her who? One daughter cannot function as proof for 2 dudes.
God - September 19, 2008, 4:03 pm,
You're pretty dense, huh?
Sean - September 19, 2008, 4:09 pm,
Shtoink cites his daugther as his proof, and you're making the same claim about the same person ... using the word "too" to affirm Shtoink's claim alongside yours. Yes, I guess I am dense.
Sean - September 19, 2008, 4:13 pm,
The other thing you could mean -- please don't tell me that that's what you meant. That'd be mean.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 20, 2008, 12:18 am,
Unless they were Ocampa. He shoots! He brings it all back to another Star Trek reference! He scores!!!!!
Sean - September 20, 2008, 1:08 pm,
Uhm, I think my larger point is that it is well nigh impossible to score with a star trek reference. Trust me, I am somewhat of an expert on not scoring.
RnR - September 20, 2008, 2:25 pm,
you could offer a tribble...
Sean - September 20, 2008, 8:09 pm,
Nah, they're too much trouble.
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