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CHANGED HIS MIND

He said He'd be back in ONE Millennium. It's been TWO. He obviously doesn't like you anymore.

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RnR - July 23, 2008, 5:12 am,
He was back, but his ship sunk while crossing the channel. And being out of practice on the walking on water bit, he had to thread carefully. Took a wrong turn in the fog at Cape Verde and has been walking ever since.
Huh??? - July 23, 2008, 11:20 am,
Didn't God say that a day for Him is a thousand years for us? Maybe He meant one of His millenia. That would mean He'll return in approximately 365,247,992 years.
Zed - July 23, 2008, 8:09 pm,
In that case, he'll be back after the sun becomes a Red Giant Star and swallows our planet's orbit. So much for the Rapture.
Pitch - July 27, 2008, 3:48 am,
The Sun won't die for 4-5 billion years so there would be time...if he was real that is.
RnR - July 27, 2008, 5:19 am,
doesn't matter, the human race will be extinct a LONG time before that
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