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Hang Em' High - July 2, 2008, 1:53 am,
Ye be wider than ye is long. Aaarghhh ... 'tis most unfortunate.
me - August 10, 2008, 2:52 pm,
this chart actually makes me feel ok about myself since I am just about a "c" on this chart
Your penis - August 10, 2008, 3:12 pm,
Not me :(
Comforter - August 10, 2008, 4:42 pm,
Don't worry. Women are just as different as men. I'm sure there is a girl somewhere out there whom you'll fit like a hand in a glove. All you have to do is find her ;-)
mcnew - August 18, 2008, 2:55 am,
so women enjoy large chodes
umm - September 12, 2008, 6:08 pm,
how do you measure your dicks cirrcumferance like, im pretty sure mines not seven inches around
me - October 1, 2008, 5:43 am,
you measure the circumference of your dick with a non-metal tape measure, the kind thats flexy like fabric
me - October 1, 2008, 5:44 am,
The size of a womans tits have nothing to do with her sexual performance, they are just sexy to look at, its the same with how woman feel about dicks
pro (B) - October 1, 2008, 5:48 am,
Measuring: you can also use a piece of string and then unwind it afterwards and measure the length of the part you needed to circumscribe your John-Thomas.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 6:47 am,
Personally, I have my servants construct measuring devices out of old tapestries I find around the castle. The, when the results are paraded through the streets, I sit back and wait for the press to tell me the answer.
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