I'm a deployed marine in Afghanistan. My wife has spent every dollar I have made. On top of that she went out with a guy she used to date and got a DUI. She took a loan out in my name to pay for it. Fuck marine wives.
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.
No worries Mr. Dragon. All we ask is that you don't jump in without getting your feet wet. Everyone has to go through a 'hazing' so to speak. Take this bit of criticism in stride & learn from it. We are not here to shoot down people as a matter of course.