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BAD CREDIT OK - I hope this isn't a sign of things to come.... demotivational poster

demotivational poster BAD CREDIT OK
rerun  #39539 Created January 12, 2009

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Hector - March 18, 2009, 11:21 am
"Well, then. You'll have to visit the hooker down the street."
Hector - March 18, 2009, 11:19 am
"I have to know just what is 'your way'." "On credit", the martini lover replies.
Hector - March 18, 2009, 11:18 am
He's sitting on the curb wishing he had another martini when a redhead that Cubbybear would endorse wearing a LBD leaves the bar and says to him, "I've never done this before, but I could really use the thousand dollars, but first I have to know..."
Hector - March 18, 2009, 11:16 am
Stop me if you've heard this... A guy walks into a bar and after three martinis stands up and shouts, "There's a thousand bucks fore any woman that'll do it MY WAY!" Of course he's thrown out onto the street.
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Nat Flat  #39525 Created January 12, 2009

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CONSERVATIVE WOMEN - Hotter than the liberals...smarter too! demotivational poster


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Cubbybear  #39523 Created January 12, 2009

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rudeboy308 - May 14, 2011, 4:11 pm
The local paper here uses an old photo of Susan Estrich, and it makes me wonder who was president when she looked like that. Aside from forgetting Palin the hot MILF in glasses, you also left out Raquel Welch. But I still love this.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 7:26 pm
Yeah, or use the "medications". Hemlock herbal teas might have something in their catalog.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 5:25 pm
A lifetime supply of duct tape." Gotcha ... cover the mouth AND the nostrils real good.
Sean - May 20, 2009, 5:24 pm
You tell 'em Mark. And by the by, you're my favouritist abuser of the word "either". But don't sweat it, "either" has been getting a little cocky lately, anyway.
Haarakkon - May 20, 2009, 4:10 pm
Laura Bush is an incredibly attractive lady. Ann Coulter might be okay with the appropriate medications and a lifetime supply of duct tape.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 2:51 pm
Now Moar...let's look at the other part of your comment about pretty girls being notoriously stupid. Was your mother stupid or ugly? The world wants to know.
Mark - May 20, 2009, 2:49 pm
Laura Bush is both pretty and classy and if you say otherwise you're either blind, an idiot, a liar, or all of the above. Ann Coulter is Miss America compared to the women pictured in the top half of this poster.
Moar - May 20, 2009, 2:11 pm
Pretty girls are notoriously stupid. Just look at Palin. And im curious, are you implying that Laura Bush and Ann Coulter are pretty?
Mark - May 20, 2009, 12:45 pm
MrRandom - Not only did you use the wrong "thier" you misspelled it. Please quit writing and start reading. Maybe you'll learn to spell.
MrRandom - May 19, 2009, 12:57 am
Too bad thier still republican
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sirkidd2003  #39521 Created January 12, 2009

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sirkidd2003  #39520 Created January 12, 2009

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RavenDestroyer - April 8, 2011, 8:55 pm
i first focused on the head and then on the fact there where two HILARIOUS don't say you didn't thought it was the head
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