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BABY GOT BACK - Sir Mixalot would be proud. demotivational poster

demotivational poster BABY GOT BACK
 #15606 Created August 11, 2008

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HurHur... - March 30, 2009, 2:24 pm
Baby got back...and bit her in the rear, she caught an infection and it just ballooned out of all human proportion. *sniggers*
Bob Chin - February 17, 2009, 4:41 pm
And it's a shame that it is completely overshadowed by he enormous glutimus maximus.
MustyK - January 27, 2009, 11:12 pm
Steady With The Harpoons Lads. I'll Try And Bring Us In From Behind.
LogicDude - September 17, 2008, 3:56 pm
Red beans and rice didn't miss her!
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PMS - Oh yeah, she has it. demotivational poster

demotivational poster PMS
 #15605 Created August 11, 2008

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LogicDude - December 6, 2008, 12:55 am
When Hulk get madder, Hulk get stronger!!!
A few errors - December 5, 2008, 9:27 pm
She most likely has too much testosterone in her system to have a menstrual cycle strong enough to create PMS.
shell - November 15, 2008, 2:47 pm
who faded out her bikini straps?
datnigga - August 22, 2008, 8:15 am
whatever you do, DO NOT PISS THIS WOMAN OFF BY ANY STANDARDS!!
Captain Douchebag - August 12, 2008, 10:50 am
I did look at her expression...But that's not the look of attempted hypnosis. That's the look of "I'm gonna fuckin' eat you."
pro - August 12, 2008, 5:51 am
Telekinesis is the only recourse she has if she wants my penis to rise!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 2:53 am
Cap, did you look at that expression? She's trying so hard to hypnotize you her veins are exploding! Is she trying to lift things...WITH HER MIND???
Captain Douchebag - August 12, 2008, 1:33 am
Well, instead of pointing out a rare miss by MWLF, I'll simply piss myself in fear of this she-beast.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 1:06 am
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 4:05 pm
Plenty of Male Steroids
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2 GIRLS, 1 CUP - She just saw it! demotivational poster

demotivational poster 2 GIRLS, 1 CUP
 #15602 Created August 11, 2008

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... - August 27, 2008, 6:06 pm
a black Homer?
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RUSSIAN ARTILLERY BATTERIES - Kicking America's Arse Since 1902 demotivational poster


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demotivational poster RUSSIAN ARTILLERY BATTERIES
dylan  #15584 Created August 11, 2008

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Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 6:06 pm
Well played Sean, but I think the winner here is HurHur, besides, there's a reason, or more of an excuse, why the Americans wanted to set up a missile base in Poland. They're afraid of everyone.
Sean - January 30, 2009, 5:36 pm
Ya cupple a noobs. "Victory in battle belongs to the side who best commands and utilises the prairie dog (or ground squirrel -- same dif)." Sun Tzu
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:34 pm
the survivors will close in, whilst you're destroying the others, too quickly for you. At that point, a single hit to a ship and 1/3rd ton of explosive is Bad News (TM).
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:33 pm
means you have very limited time to respond with short range defences due to the Mach 3 speed. Even with those defences operating at 100% efficiency, it's a simple matter of maths, around 3 dozen missiles and several are GOING to get through, because
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:31 pm
5) Hawkeye's will have their range knocked back by jamming, plus the Russians have a specialised long range anti-radar missile specifically to deal with E-2's and E-3's. 6) Phalanx is not strong enough to down a Sunburn reliably. 7) The speed of Sunburn
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:29 pm
since the Sunburns come in at 15ft above sea level, the curvature of the Earth limits your detection range at that point. 4) The Su-33 can carry the Sunburn, plus enough AAM's to match a fully loaded F/A-18F, so the fighter issue is solved.
HurHur... - January 30, 2009, 5:26 pm
1) SM-3 is anti-ballistic, pretty much useless against a sea skimming missile. 2) The Russians carry far more and largely more powerful jammers in said Su-33's than you'll get in a US CVBG Air Wing. 3) SM-2 Missiles would have a very short time to respond
Culos - January 28, 2009, 4:57 pm
Unless of course it comes in fun-bags?
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:47 pm
Oh, and it's not all of the milk that comes in bags, that merely an abominable option ....
Sean - January 28, 2009, 4:45 pm
While it's true that hockey evolved from the "sport" of clubbing baby seals, or so I'm led to believe, the clubbing of baby seals is widely regarded as the most disgraceful thing about Canada ... with bags of milk being a distant second.
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