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ASSUME THE POSITION - Officer Culos loves that command demotivational poster


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Airman  #103386 Created May 19, 2010

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Zealot - May 19, 2010, 5:05 pm
i would too
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GREAT MOTHERS TEACH... - Love, confidence, patience, and how to rip apart drunken tourists... Well, my mother did anyway... demotivational poster


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Chef  #103377 Created May 19, 2010

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agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:34 am
Hawt!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:33 am
If some humans did I wouldn't have to sit in traffic for so long...
ICEMAN - May 20, 2010, 1:28 am
You realize tigers eat their young.
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:15 am
Getting beaten with your own toys is never a good thing. My mom was too cheap to wreck a toy on out butts. Although I had a lot of hot weel track... and we'd whip each other with them... better than pillow fights.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 1:08 am
You ever heard a hotwheel track swung at full angry mom speed? The sound was almost worse than the impact!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 1:05 am
Nice! The go-to weapon of choice for my mom was the wooden spoon. And although she shattered many on my butt, she did have a 3ft mixing paddle that was a bit more resiliant.
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:54 am
Yeah... not a good idea with my mother... she once hit me with my own hotwheel track!!!
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:52 am
Greatness, Chef. And good that you didn't combine the two!
Chef - May 20, 2010, 12:45 am
Thanks! I found the Mother subject far easier then the bitch please...
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 12:43 am
And in this case, it's still a win!
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pieman  #103366 Created May 19, 2010

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Chef - May 19, 2010, 3:51 pm
Don't I know it! My mother did that to me... only with raccoons... took me 11 years to get home again... what a sense of humor that woman had! 5 therapy sessions!
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Sylv  #103360 Created May 19, 2010

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:54 pm
Not sure how you got that cat into that thing (I'm betting sedatives were involved) but he's looking at you like "Don't forget... you sleep sometimes too."
vanadiumd - March 20, 2011, 3:57 am
.....p*ssy... .....taco... know what I'm saying? ;)
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