Tell you what, you non-serving hippie fucking pussies get your ass over to the sandbox and serve, then maybe you can laugh. Until then, I'll take a heavy soldier over your cheesedick ass anyday. Cocksucking pricks.
Yeah, but how long would he have gone before accidentally choking to death on his own saliva or something equally stupid? In other words, he wouldn't have lasted long, show or no show. He was a fucking idiot. The show also sucks.