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ALCOHOL - Drink until she's cute stop before the wedding demotivational poster


TAGS: butterface

demotivational poster ALCOHOL
Zook  #152229 Created April 4, 2012

16 shares


(4.82/5) - 34 votes

holymoly - April 5, 2012, 9:38 am, #232752
And her personality looks great in that pink bikini
tellitlikeitis - April 4, 2012, 9:17 pm, #232734
Hey, whatever happened to "a great personality"?
Ragnar - April 4, 2012, 5:58 pm, #232725
my low self esteem + those honkers = no alcohol needed
jorgejs76 - April 4, 2012, 4:38 pm, #232722
that is why the pillow was developed
mariand - April 4, 2012, 4:56 am, #232703
hahaha...this poster is excellent.
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THE PICK-UP LINE - demotivational poster


TAGS: not even close

demotivational poster THE PICK-UP LINE
lgvernon  #152226 Created April 4, 2012

14 shares


(4.53/5) - 19 votes

lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 10:24 am, #232756

Just bought PagePlusX6 DPS software. Fun. Very fun! If I wasn't in editing hell, I'd play with it. Maybe later. Money calls!~
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:59 am, #232755
Good to great as always, Linda. 5L for your experience on the paint palette, and of course your composition
holymoly - April 5, 2012, 9:40 am, #232753
I've always been a fan of these lines and I've never heard this one. I love it 5L for the funny and for the paint job. I still havent figured that out
spypengen - April 5, 2012, 9:16 am, #232751
lol
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 9:57 pm, #232737

This is my first try using Paint, though. I almost lost my mind, but I think it turned out OK for a first effort~~and I learned a WHOLE lot~~~
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 9:51 pm, #232736

LOL!!~~I've never been good-looking enough for anyone to bother with a pick-up line~~
rerun - April 4, 2012, 7:41 pm, #232726

I take it this line was used on you.....
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BALANCE - demotivational poster


TAGS: need good woman humor

demotivational poster BALANCE
lgvernon  #152213 Created April 3, 2012

42 shares


(4.82/5) - 34 votes

spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:31 pm, #232961
and a fat ugly chick
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 7:49 pm, #232690

Of course!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 7:02 pm, #232687

guilt kickin in vern. darhlin could i ask you to drop it in the other place plzzzzzzzzzzzz
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 6:35 pm, #232685

Steal away, RL!!!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 6:33 pm, #232682

vern love the pic. permission to steal it or would you care dropping by my site?
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PANTS - demotivational poster


TAGS: tight shorts humor

demotivational poster PANTS
lgvernon  #152183 Created April 2, 2012

13 shares


(4.89/5) - 19 votes

adogg777 - April 7, 2012, 4:27 pm, #232915
lol hella funny
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 5:43 pm, #232678

It's really hard to figure. Did she jump out of bed and say, "Why, I do believe I'll wear my 8-year-old daughter's pants down to the donut shoppe." Or was this some kind of a Walmartian dream come true?
ughomer - April 3, 2012, 5:16 pm, #232674
2 funny, LG!
mariand - April 3, 2012, 4:34 pm, #232665
hell yeah... this looks like a mushroom... I can't say "she"
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 11:25 am, #232652

I was at first going to do the Alice in Wonderland analogy about eating the 'big' side of the mushroom after she got dressed, but I know you guys at this point...
GaryO - April 3, 2012, 9:22 am, #232648
Vurt da furk. Too much yeast in dur dough again. Hindsight is blinding at times…..5 loins for the attempt at girding
SteveFurlong - April 3, 2012, 9:18 am, #232646
Blech. Giving it a 5 because that ... cleavage is the most demotivating thing I've seen all day.
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kcsapper  #152176 Created April 2, 2012

63 shares


(4.03/5) - 29 votes

boston - July 23, 2012, 2:31 pm, #237540
My apologies to all jf I seem to be rude, but who really cares? I believe everyone gets the message.
MashiMashi - April 3, 2012, 6:57 pm, #232686
it was samuel clemens....Nathan YEO A free and democratic people goto bed at night knowing thjat highly skilled and trained men and Women will put themselves in harms way to defend protect their way of life.
dy2012 - April 3, 2012, 4:15 am, #232633
it should be "peaceably"...but great post.
Iconoclast - April 2, 2012, 10:48 pm, #232625
Perhaps it is an adaptation from: "We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." – Winston Churchill
gas - April 2, 2012, 8:45 pm, #232619
not an Orwell quote
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