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ALCOHOL - Drink until she's cute stop before the wedding demotivational poster


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demotivational poster ALCOHOL
Zook  #152229 Created April 4, 2012

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holymoly - April 5, 2012, 9:38 am
And her personality looks great in that pink bikini
tellitlikeitis - April 4, 2012, 9:17 pm
Hey, whatever happened to "a great personality"?
Ragnar - April 4, 2012, 5:58 pm
my low self esteem + those honkers = no alcohol needed
jorgejs76 - April 4, 2012, 4:38 pm
that is why the pillow was developed
mariand - April 4, 2012, 4:56 am
hahaha...this poster is excellent.
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THE PICK-UP LINE - demotivational poster


TAGS: not even close

demotivational poster THE PICK-UP LINE
lgvernon  #152226 Created April 4, 2012

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lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 10:24 am

Just bought PagePlusX6 DPS software. Fun. Very fun! If I wasn't in editing hell, I'd play with it. Maybe later. Money calls!~
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:59 am
Good to great as always, Linda. 5L for your experience on the paint palette, and of course your composition
holymoly - April 5, 2012, 9:40 am
I've always been a fan of these lines and I've never heard this one. I love it 5L for the funny and for the paint job. I still havent figured that out
spypengen - April 5, 2012, 9:16 am
lol
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 9:57 pm

This is my first try using Paint, though. I almost lost my mind, but I think it turned out OK for a first effort~~and I learned a WHOLE lot~~~
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 9:51 pm

LOL!!~~I've never been good-looking enough for anyone to bother with a pick-up line~~
rerun - April 4, 2012, 7:41 pm

I take it this line was used on you.....
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BALANCE - demotivational poster


TAGS: need good woman humor

demotivational poster BALANCE
lgvernon  #152213 Created April 3, 2012

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spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:31 pm
and a fat ugly chick
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 7:49 pm

Of course!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 7:02 pm

guilt kickin in vern. darhlin could i ask you to drop it in the other place plzzzzzzzzzzzz
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 6:35 pm

Steal away, RL!!!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 6:33 pm

vern love the pic. permission to steal it or would you care dropping by my site?
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PANTS - demotivational poster


TAGS: tight shorts humor

demotivational poster PANTS
lgvernon  #152183 Created April 2, 2012

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adogg777 - April 7, 2012, 4:27 pm
lol hella funny
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 5:43 pm

It's really hard to figure. Did she jump out of bed and say, "Why, I do believe I'll wear my 8-year-old daughter's pants down to the donut shoppe." Or was this some kind of a Walmartian dream come true?
ughomer - April 3, 2012, 5:16 pm
2 funny, LG!
mariand - April 3, 2012, 4:34 pm
hell yeah... this looks like a mushroom... I can't say "she"
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 11:25 am

I was at first going to do the Alice in Wonderland analogy about eating the 'big' side of the mushroom after she got dressed, but I know you guys at this point...
GaryO - April 3, 2012, 9:22 am
Vurt da furk. Too much yeast in dur dough again. Hindsight is blinding at times…..5 loins for the attempt at girding
SteveFurlong - April 3, 2012, 9:18 am
Blech. Giving it a 5 because that ... cleavage is the most demotivating thing I've seen all day.
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kcsapper  #152176 Created April 2, 2012

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boston - July 23, 2012, 2:31 pm
My apologies to all jf I seem to be rude, but who really cares? I believe everyone gets the message.
MashiMashi - April 3, 2012, 6:57 pm
it was samuel clemens....Nathan YEO A free and democratic people goto bed at night knowing thjat highly skilled and trained men and Women will put themselves in harms way to defend protect their way of life.
dy2012 - April 3, 2012, 4:15 am
it should be "peaceably"...but great post.
Iconoclast - April 2, 2012, 10:48 pm
Perhaps it is an adaptation from: "We sleep soundly in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." – Winston Churchill
gas - April 2, 2012, 8:45 pm
not an Orwell quote
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